What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What were Hitler’s habits?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Moonraker

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Have you ever had sex with sisters?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!